fuzzy post-it

Jun 11 2014

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it looks bad.
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i win

Dec 2 2013

calanthair-deactivated20131226 asked:

My gf had the right response to all those shitstorms and emotional conundrums that enraptured you. Calmly shrug it off. Historically your sort of behaviour is dysfunctional and does not accrue power in a social venue, even got Napoleon Bonaparte killed. I don't think I'll have the same problems you do in relationships because I don't trust people, I trust certain aspects of them and get what I want through cause and effect. I'll make someone happy. You didn't. fangygrin. /victory

kecrambles answered:

And think for a second why all these fans are weak kneed and dreary eyed at your repugnant existence. It’s your art. Plain and simple. Your one redeeming quality. Not just one but two guys who put you beneath a magnifying glass found nothing of salvageable worth, don’t you ever think it’s you as a person.

lol wow you’re trying really hard here

am I supposed to know who you are? because I have no idea who you are but I’m guessing you felt slighted over something stupid and you’ve been stewing on it for ages, meanwhile you’re very forgettable

sorry! but you’re not going to win; I do things that make me happy, whether it’s by moving on, or by giving people another chance to redeem themselves

I get to amount to something with many people who care about me and give a shit about my existence and support what I’m doing… and you get to amount to a worthless someone who obsesses over trying to make others (who have no idea who you are) feel bad about anything you can grasp at

I wonder who’s the real winner here

(it’s me)

calanthair:

You are just awful with people.

i got him now; i’ll just keep repeating the same thing he already said about himself like it’s a deep truth i’ve cleverly teased out with all the interpersonal skills i claim to have

I’m more of a deductive thinker so I weigh guesses with my experience, I can’t really convey that in the gap of one message, whereas critically inductive thinkers like you will look at a repeated result to figure something out and that can constructively convey itself in text better.

hmm yes no one will guess that this is a long-winded way of saying “i don’t know how to express myself coherently”

It’s a scientific method that leaves you woefully unequipped for dealing with people as they’ll appear unpredictable and you must take a stab in the dark too often for that critical method to work.

time to flex my genius and show off some of the insights my vast experience has granted me, such as: people are unpredictable

Your game’s a rubics cube and mine’s poker.

i sure hope there’s no intuition involved in solving a rubik’s cube or this will sound really stupid

Just carry on having a boring life and thinking that your relevance to society is all people measure themselves by.

i have no relevance to society so i better deflect attention away from that. measuring myself by how good i am at beer pong is just as valid as anything else

Some other people will want other things and at times they’ll leave your life a complete mess in the course of their self fulfilment, be their objectives noble or tyrannical. You are exactly the sort of person it happens to.

i better warn this kid that there are total cunts like me out in the world so he’s prepared for me next time i show up to vomit in his inbox

And yes, you made even her life problematic by not understanding her feelings. So how could you even know if it’s reasonable for her to weigh the conundrum on you in the first place?

and in conclusion, i’d better explain to him the conversation he’s doubtless already had in much greater detail, and finish off with a sentence that doesn’t make any sense because i don’t know what “conundrum” means

all in a days work *dusts off pawsies*