probably not

idealized cartoon animal junk is neat and all but irl animal junk is kinda gross

e.g., dog dicks look like fragile balloons that will burst on contact and spray blood everywhere and that’s all i can think about and it’s super creepy

horses are such paragons of cleanliness that part of maintaining a stallion is sticking a finger up its urethra on a regular basis to extract a hardened lump of dirt and gunk called the “bean”

also i have had to deal with way too many cat disasters to ever want to be in close proximity to a female quadruped’s butthole

hmm maybe a dolphin, dolphins are cool and pretty chill and live in a giant bathtub.  too bad about that part where they can supposedly blow a hole in your intestines or drag you out to sea or other innocent playful shenanigans