Anonymous
asked:
Can you cook or is marl the only able-culinary person in this household?

hahaha

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marl was out of town for like four days recently

he left some half-prepared food for us to finish, including some hash browns

with mel assisting, and given four chances, i did not once produce edible hash browns

i can turn simple things from cold to cooked but apparently advanced techniques like “frying” are a little beyond me