yesterday was my birthday; today is my sister’s

extrapolating backwards by 40 weeks, it seems not entirely unlikely that my parents only have sex on april fool’s day every year

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  4. mallowninja said: how weird, my birthday is the day before my older brother’s, but we were both born in october so the joke is more valentine’s day than april fool’s day, i’d think
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