fuzzy post-it

i’ve seen more than one person mention sanitizing one’s house in advance of visiting family

but you know, at this point in my life, fuck ‘em

if my parents ever visited i would be more inclined to go buy wacky sex toys and leave them sprinkled around; what are they gonna do, ground me?

maybe get an obviously-person-sized cage installed in the living room, fill it with handcuffs and a leash and a dog bowl with my name on it, casually avoid talking about it

i guess i’d wear pants though that’s only polite