Anonymous asked:

i thought simple was really cool until i saw that you have to be a US citizen and have an iphone or android phone :(

it was iphone only until pretty recently  >:(  you only really need the phone to give them a signature (which you could just scan??) or deposit checks (what’s a check??) so i don’t know why it matters so much (and have told them as much)

unfortunately yeah a lot of financial startups are US-only

but the rest of the entire fucking world has wallets built into their eyeballs and can transfer money by squinting so i think y'all can hold off a bit while we scramble to get out of the 80s