Anonymous asked:

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.

kecrambles answered:

my uncle is secret service no kidding

“Al-Quaeda”

“gorilla warfare”

dang though was that a death threat against a civilian

  1. invaderskoodge said: I LOVE THIS ANON THAT IS THE BEST COPYPASTA
  2. anonimoth said: haven’t seen that pasta in a while
  3. edracon said: You know, you can very easily un-anonymise all those anonymous people, even though it’s probably like. what…. two people?
  4. meli-blog said: I quit at “gorilla warfare” omfg