Anonymous
asked:
I have a large pool party full of friends and you aren't invited. I don't care about you so much that I simply must inform you of my not caring. Also my big pool that is full of attractive friends and they all have friendship bracelets for me. I'M SO HAPPY WITH MY LIFE YOU SEE.

this makes me imagine a dry swimming pool just filled to the brim with lifeless corpses

mmm yes my friends

you’ll never leave me now