dreadnaughtandco-blog asked:Dear Lexy, I urgently require your inimitable wisdom. I have been troubled by this for years now, and despite my deepest research, I cannot conjure an answer! I've wracked my brain for some sort of detail that I may have missed, but if they exist, they have also eluded me. So I come to you; surely you would know - why did the chicken cross the road?
To get out of my library. Consider following its example.