ninesyllablestabs
asked:
Dear Lexy, are there any books you *won't* allow to be kept in the library? Surely even you must take exception to one or two terrible series of books.

I keep many of that flamboyant pontificator’s more nauseating ramblings on the very top shelf, so that I have an excuse not to fetch them in the unlikely event anyone wishes to subject him or herself to such drivel.