What do you think of the new all-male Final Fantasy?

I think the reasoning they gave for making it Boyz Only is weak as hell. 

“Speaking honestly, an all-male party feels almost more approachable for players. Even the presence of one female in the group will change their behavior, so that they’ll act differently. So to give the most natural feeling, to make them feel sincere and honest, having them all the same gender made sense in that way.”

So yeah, of course they had to all be boys, because if the (of course male) player sees a female character he might tuck in his shirt or some shit

“The world might be ready to see the curtain lifted on what boys do when girls aren’t around, when they come out of the tent all prim and proper. That’s kind of the idea behind it… we think, male or female player, that everyone will feel a certain connection and bond with the four characters.”

Thank god, the world is finally ready for us to tread the brave new ground of a story about Guys Bein’ Dudes. What’s better than this