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congratulations!! you have been exclusively selected for this exclusively generous offer of paying me to work on a zillion different things (and then also blog about some of them) for only three easy payments of one-third of however much you want. act now before this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity disappears forever.
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at mel’s suggestion i have reworded this to sound less like a gimmick and more like i actually really do wish i could afford to just work on Neat Things full-time