I thought that Pearl liked pie ('So Many Birthdays'). And yet, she can't stand the thought of eating ('Fusion Cuisine'). Why is this?
Pearl likes the concept of pie. She can appreciate the human practice of baking for the precision it often requires. It’s really more of a science than a cooking method, in her eyes. The process is what she’s into. The actual consumption of the pie, of course, seems absurd.
Alternatively, if that retcon doesn’t work for you, Pearl just thought Steven was talking about pi.









tenaflyviper:
i’m sure she is heartbroken
expressing disappointment with work he didn’t do and his dismissive reaction to it: harassment
calling me a “deplorable little shit”: totally fine
i don’t know what uncle grandpa is but i’m pretty sure ratings are not based on tumblr posts