I thought that Pearl liked pie ('So Many Birthdays'). And yet, she can't stand the thought of eating ('Fusion Cuisine'). Why is this?
Pearl likes the concept of pie. She can appreciate the human practice of baking for the precision it often requires. It’s really more of a science than a cooking method, in her eyes. The process is what she’s into. The actual consumption of the pie, of course, seems absurd.
Alternatively, if that retcon doesn’t work for you, Pearl just thought Steven was talking about pi.









lapisgemlazuli:
pk wrote a post, though there is plenty more she didn’t touch on as well
tl;dr: the whole episode felt like a series of one-liners based off of one-dimensional characters who only exist to say their stock jokes. nobody reacted to anyone else sensibly; the motivations were paper-thin; the whole premise of the episode contradicts everything we know about fusions. there are two entire new characters and the most development we get is “mom is a doctor”.
steven universe is usually very clever: it catches me off-guard, it’s full of sprinkles of insight into how the characters think, it refers back and forward to other events so i feel like there’s an actual persistent world here. this episode did none of those things. it turned the characters into clueless silhouettes of themselves so they would fit into someone’s plot idea — rather than letting the characters determine where the plot went.