i think when you turn 36 you should become an Adult 2 and unlock a new set of perks. all my votes count double now. i’m allowed to cheat on my taxes. i can rent a car and not give it back
kind of real mad about the vibe in the notes on that last twitter screenshot thing, because it exemplifies exactly what has always horrified me about tumblr culture — the gawking and scrutiny and theorycrafting and endless obsession with socially pressuring everyone into being the right kind of queer. some rando made a joke to their friend, and it was plucked out of mid-conversation in order to make a point that doesn’t make sense anyway — you’re all on the website best known for banning porn! even if they’d been serious, at worst that person was just saying they don’t like it; tumblr is a massive platform and is actively suppressing it
seventy thousand fucking people participating in this while going “see we’re the normal ones”. sometimes it’s like one big junior high lunch table here istg
hmm well i found the first tweet and it sure looks like the OP is friends with the artist in question, suggesting this might be some sort of “joke” intended for a person they know. let me just check the OP’s timeline and see what we’ve got here
ah
y'all. sometimes, people on twitter say a thing they don’t actually believe, for comedic effect. not every tweet is a stonefaced declaration of the poster’s entire value system
but now this person’s little goof with their buddy has been paraded around in front of 70k+ strangers as some cultural indictment
meanwhile the pic OP is replying to isn’t allowed to be posted on tumblr at all!
trans girls will literally read the entire Magic the Gathering Comprehensive Rules instead of going to therapy
actually I should suck her off. thank you for your service, bisexual lesbians
can’t believe someone would use labels wrong. there’s so much injustice in the world. i guess i’ll have to be the voice of reason and dedicate the next three months of my life to trying to make this queer stranger lose all their friends
i made a free, open source, web-based chip’s challenge (1+2) emulator a bit ago
features include:
works both on a computer and on a phone… more or less
comes with ~800 community levels, plus it can load levels in any format (including from the commercial games, either the classic version or the ones on Steam)
built-in level editor where you can make your own levels and share them with just a link
totally original art, sounds, and music, though you can load in the classic tileset if you really want to
undo and rewind
now you are a fox solving puzzles for fun, instead of bill gates being kind of weird about a girl
squinting at my art and trying to gauge what’s “sexual acts” vs what’s merely “nudity”. is having a boner an act? are boners ok if nothing’s touching them? does anyone know?
but if there’s a clickthrough and i can’t get too spicy anyway then sure i’ll just post lexy’s hazardous butt on main
i think it’s good when my cat loafs on me for a bit and he leaves a pawprint indent on me
i think female-presenting nipples and even female-presenting vulva are allowed now? and i think if you’re seeing this then you already opted into dashboard titties. if not then i guess i have just flashed you and i am very sorry. if you can explain to me how tumblr works then i will try to fix it
anyway it occurred to me last year that i can just put boobs on my eevee fursona and no one can stop me, so i did.
it also occurred to me i can make a shiny version of my eevee fursona. so. i did that. also.
hmm. i should update my avatar
edit: wow this puts a blast shield over my Entire Blog (when you view it directly and not from dash). that’s not exactly ideal?? is that just there forever now??
i think when you turn 36 you should become an Adult 2 and unlock a new set of perks. all my votes count double now. i’m allowed to cheat on my taxes. i can rent a car and not give it back